Bridgerton Returns For Another Season Of Extremely Unrealistic Regency Era Soft Core Pornography
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactEveryone’s favourite show about soft core regency era filth is back for season three, and keeping to its current theme of showing wildly...
Generous Agent Surprises Share House By Bringing Potential New Landlords To Unannounced Inspection
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming display of community, spontaneity and surprise, a real estate agent left a group of unsuspecting tenants in a share-house utterly...
Man Shocked By Lack Of Traction On His Instagram Story Of Niche Spotify Song Screenshot
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a turn of events that have left an Instagram user reeling, local man Gareth Smith (28) was reportedly left dumbfounded by the...
Man That Protested His Former High School Going Co-Ed Outraged By Other, Less-Important, Protests
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local 73-year-old man, Harold Wesley, who made headlines earlier this year for staging a protest against his old high school's decision to...
Report Finds Best Way To Determine A Combined Household Income Is By Looking At The Hand Soap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some mundane news in household trends, it’s reported that the quickest way to determine a household’s social class is no longer if...
Local Woman Once Again Questioning If Noises Coming From Oil Heater Are Normal Or Not
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTOnce again local resident Sandra Whirly (28) has found herself on the fence on if she should get out of bed and figure...
“Anyone Got Tips For Albania?” Posts Local Girl Desperate To Prove She’s Doing Europe Different
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news, Isabelle Kookai-Sebastian from Betoota Grove is off to Europe, but won’t be doing it like most people, it...
HECS Debt Relief Sees Local Student Pass Up The Instant Noodles For $9 End Of Day Special
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTChicken flavour sachets are out and mystery meats are in for a local student tonight, as a young Betootian treats themself...
Gina Demands The National Gallery Stop Showing This Portrait Of Her To The Public, Have A Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's richest woman is this week embroiled in a battle with the National Gallery of Australia (NGA).
Famous for aggressively demanding what she...
Labor Ag Minister Vows To Help Sheep Farmers Transition Shearing Sheds Into Rustic Wedding Venues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
WA farmers have reacted angrily to the Federal Government's plans to end live sheep exports from 2028, as the Albanese Government scratches their...
