New Bridgeton Sex Scene Confirmed To Last Longer Than 97% Of Regular Real Life Sexual Encounters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The makers of the wildly popular Bridgeton series have somehow once again outdone themselves when it comes to outlandish and unrealistic plot lines...
Meathead Who’s Outraged About Harmless Skinny Guys Becoming Sex Icons Is Actually The Reason Why
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A local alpha male who is known to enthusiastically discuss 'the role of a woman' in the middle of first dates, is this...
Young Australians Probably Would Fight Overseas If They Still Got A Block Of Land In Maroubra Upon Return
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In news that should surprise no one, the Australian Defence Force have reported that they are experiencing an acute shortage of new recruits,...
Man Crosses Rubicon Into Financial Ruin After Signing 13% Loan Contract On A Used Jeep Rubicon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man has made a dreadful financial decision this week that's set to haunt him at every...
Socceroos Accused Of Disgusting Anti-Semitism After Acknowledging Existence Of Palestine In World Cup Qualifier
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's national football team, aptly named the Socceroos, are today ducking for cover after being caught up in a media hail storm.
The...
Long Weekend: Friday Arvo Piss Up Means Local Girl’s Sweaty Gym Bag Now Stuck At Work For 72 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
And impulsive decision to get on the squirt tonight now means that the an office building in Betoota's Old City business district...
Billions In Pokie Revenue And 100,000 Registered Players No Match For Two Old Men From Central QLD
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Despite having all of the money in the world, as well as every cog and wheel in the entire Australian professional rugby...
“They Just Don’t Get Origin” Says Queenslanders Who Just Don’t ‘Get’ Fully Enclosed Footwear
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
The State of Origin rivalry this afternoon, with fans from both states trading an increasing amount of barbs.
Queenslanders have of course come...
Wasted Talent Still Struggling To Pick His Moments
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Former Deputy PM and renowned political yipper, Josh Frydenberg has today hosed down speculation that he will recontest the Melbourne seat of...
Report: Stupid Leftie Teacher Calls About Son’s “Unhealthy” Lunchbox Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A stupid leftie teacher has put the dog up a local father this morning after ringing him to explain...
