Second Baby To Resolve Marital Issues That Still Persist Even After First Baby, Wedding, Dog Ownership
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple who should have called it quits years ago have doubled down yet again, figuring that having a second baby...
Rex Celebrates Soaring Above Virgin, Jetstar In Global Airline Rankings With Esky Of Cold Crownies, Complimentary Smokes On Every Flight
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Regional Express (Rex) Airlines has risen to 50th in the Skytrax Global Airline ranking, soaring above Virgin (54) and...
“Wow…Bran?”: Assange In Disbelief After Finally Catching Up On The Final Game Of Thrones Episode
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWikileaks founder Julian Assange is currently en route to Australia after boarding a charter flight 5 pm UK time Monday, having finally been...
Party Girl Coworker Signals Bad Tuesday Comedown By Blocking Out World With Hoodie And Headphone Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones are working overtime today as a local rave rat eases back into the working...
Julian Assange “Very Happy” To Be Released After Plea Bargain; Keen For Origin 2 If Anyone Has Tickets
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WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has struck a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, leading to his release just...
Local Woman’s New Mental Health Plan Still Doesn’t Confront Her 48 Hours Of Binge Drinking Per Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman reckons she might have found the secret to perfect mental health, after following some wellness pages on Instagram, downloading a...
AFL Child Prodigy Breaks Auskick Record For Most Goals Kicked Down The Wrong End
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | ContactWhen most average kids are busy doing regular things like watching cartoons, there’s a select few children with incredibly rare abilities...
Mental Health Warrior Goes From Screaming At Sport’s Betting App To Screaming At Waterfall
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A local Ford Raptor Driver has taken to social media today to let everyone know that he has unleashed the beast.
The recently...
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
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A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning from some guy in the US...
Unattended Husband Left In Charge Of Slow Cooker Invents New Meal
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A Betoota Heights man is today been hailed for his culinary genius and ingenuity.
Praised by chefs around the world for his newest...
