Mature Age Uni Girl Breaks The Ice With Younger Classmates By Asking If They Use Tumblr
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal woman, Penny Young (31) , who recently re-enrolled into University for psychology, has reportedly been unsuccessful in trying to connect with her...
Asian Mate Off To One Of Their Secret Raves Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has found himself bewildered by his asian mates' endurance, after discovering he would be attending yet another rave in an...
Local Woman Able To Keep Up With Convo About Motorbike CC’s With Limited Knowledge From Mario Kart
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today been able to bluff her way through some motorcycle chat, by leaning on her experience as being an...
Coastal Town Wellness Bro Hoping For Round Of Applause After His Performative Late June Ocean Swim
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In news from Byrondi Bay, a local showpony is struggling to have his thirst for attention quenched today, after failing to...
Hollywood Concerned That A.I Might Come Up With Something Better Than Red Text On White Background
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTHollywood execs have admitted that their greatest fear is that A.I will one day be able to replicate the golden era that was...
Good Bloke Recounts Every Decent Thing He’s Ever Done To Secure Sports Streaming Password
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA self proclaimed good bloke, has been forced to recount every single good deed he's done for a friend in an attempt to...
Bored AF Assange Kills Some Time In Canberra By Giving Questacon’s Free Fall 11th Spin For Arvo
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Julian Assange has been making the most of his new found freedom, it can be confirmed today.
After initially threatening to head back...
Local Woman Upgrades From The Digital Durries To The Lip Pillows
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTIn breaking news from a Betoota pub, a local bloke has sworn off inhaling mango flavoured battery acid, it can be...
Labor Unable To Get The Support Needed To Pass Their Crucial ‘Create More Slumlords’ Housing Bill
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As Australia reaches boiling point of a housing crisis, the Albanese Government is screaming into a pillow today - with the news that...
Pissed White Collar Bloke At Karaoke Really Shouldn’t Have Attempted That Eminem Song
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local finance bloke was left feeling a little red faced last weekend, after attempting to drunkenly slur his way through an Eminem...
