Australian Women’s Fashion Retailers Refuse To Give Up On The Fucken Bubble Skirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAustralian fashion retailers have been urged to please, PLEASE stop trying to bring back the awful bubble skirt, which only ever looks good...
Local Woman Gets Test Run Of Motherhood By Dating An Irishman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has been on the fence about whether or not she wants children has now found out she most certainly does...
Woman Completes First Ever Tax Return Without Fear Of Jail After Handballing Job To Accountant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman is basking in the sweet, sweet glow of freedom today.
This comes courtesy of the good people at H&R Block, who...
Local Woman To Face Fear Of Rough School Mates And Cool New Uni Friends Meeting At Upcoming Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough celebrating an important age milestone with family and friends should be a happy occasion, local woman Darby Sloane, 29 finds herself facing...
Post-Baby Glow Up At The Stage Where Woman Needs To Choose Between Muscle Mummy Or Pilates Bunny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman looking to get her a post baby glow up has found herself struggling to choose which exercise path to go down,...
Laws To Ban Live Bogan Exports By 2028 Introduced To Parliament Following Lengthy Debate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Legislation to ban the live bogan trade has been introduced to Federal Parliament this week, sending shockwaves through outer-metro...
“Who Would Vote For Trump!” Says Resin-Jewellery Leftie Whose Tenants Just Got Hit With A 50% Rent Increase
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A socially-progressive but fiscally responsible third-wave feminist is today just as outraged by the prospect of a Trump presidency as she was in...
Relationship Put To Sternest Test Yet As Mid Century Woman Moves In With Millennial Grey Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough moving in with your partner should be a happy milestone, for local woman Amelia Fortunati, 32, it’s sadly bringing her nothing but...
Bloke Working The Pro Shop Receives Roaring Applause After Only Charging Bucks Party for Nine Holes
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAfter manning the tills at Emerald Lakes golf shop for over 15 years, Ron Buderim (65) knows his customer.Guarding the gateway...
Panic And Confusion Only Increases As Hens Party Fire Truck Roars Past Burning Building
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal residents have been left bewildered after what they thought was an emergency fire truck roared past a building fire in their neighborhood...
