Bloke Who Sent It Too Hard In His 20s Has Three Paths To Choose From If He Wants To Change His Ways
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke who has spent the majority of his 20s indulging in the most hedonistic behaviour possible has now found himself facing...
Melbourne’s Derrimut Fire Voted Most Liveable Toxic Blaze In The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Derrimut factory fire has been voted the most liveable toxic blaze in the world. This accolade adds to...
Divorced Parent Hitting The Dating Scene For First Time In Years Revealing Way Too Much Information
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local yummy mummy who’s back on the dating market for the first time in twenty years has unfortunately traumatised her poor daughter,...
Local Couple Maintain Strong Relationship By Taking Turns Pointing Out Cat Sleeping In Cute Position
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local couple have confirmed that the secret to their strong relationship is their constant ‘bids for connection’, which involve primarily pointing out...
Olympic Diving Scouts Sent To NAIDOC Family Day At Local Community Centre
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
BLAK, LOUD AND PROUD: Betoota's local rec centre was visited by some of Australia's highest ranking Olympic delegates today.
The scouts had gathered at...
Working Class Suburb Prepares For Over-55s Female Homelessness Crisis After Spotting Poodle In A Puffer Jacket
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A group of older women in Betoota's Flight Path district are today preparing for the very real possibility of sleeping rough for the...
Easiest Way To Distinguish Between Type A And B Personalities Is How Long They Hold Onto Umbrellas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the nation continues to be hit with rain, it’s become even easier to distinguish between type A and type B personalities, by...
Spanish Coach Celebrates Victory By Planting Nonconsensual Kiss On Lips Of Striker Alvaro Morata
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The coach of the Spanish Men's Football team has today come under fire for a disgraceful act after the full time whistle in...
Australia’s New Anti-Semitism Envoy Disgusted To Learn The NSW Liberal Party Kept Jews Out Of Federal Parliament Until 2016
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After months of social unrest that has followed the October 7th attacks on Israel, and subsequent IDF military campaign in Gaza, Australia has...
Tradhusband Asks If He Can Go To The Pub This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local tradhusband Martyn Hessman has mustered the courage to ask his wife, Sarah, if he can go to the...
