Nation’s Millennial Women Still Harbour Dreams To One Day Build The Practical Magic House
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can be confirmed that every millennial woman who watched the movie ‘Practical Magic’, still harbours desires to build an exact replica of...
Local White Guy Straps On Go-Pro For Dare Devilish Day At Perisher
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local daredevil is capturing the action this morning, as he makes his way down the perilous Australian slopes.Filming his daring...
Traveller Locates The Boarding Gate For Cairns After Spotting Queue Of BCF Shirts
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAn infrequent flyer has been able to reunite with his people this morning after a stressful morning navigating Sydney airport.Lost amongst...
Hospo Staff And Lesbians Found To Both Love Patchwork Tatts & Rooting Everyone In Their Social Circle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can be confirmed that lesbians and hospo workers have quite a few overlapping similarities, including a shared love of patchwork tattoos, wearing...
Telstra Jacks Up Phone Plan Prices In Reaction To Growing Cost Of 4G Signals
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTIn business news, Australia’s premier telecommunications company has confirmed it’s jacking up the cost of services this week, despite saying a...
Gucci Finally Accepts That Their ‘Resortwear’ Canvas Cap Is Much Better Suited To A Stolen WRX
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe CEO of Gucci has finally announced that the luxury clothing company will accept the fact that their target demographic isn't actually high flying business men on...
AirBnB Asks Guests To Borrow A Ladder From The Neighbours And Clean The Gutters Before Check Out
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A romantic weekend away has turned into a busy working bee this morning as a group of Betootans attempt to check out from...
Local Woman Endlessly Scrolling Netflix Just Wants The Old Youtube Algorithm Back
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local woman has publicly expressed her longing for the good old days of YouTube's bygone algorithm while lamenting her inability to find...
After 5 Months Off The Piss, Barnaby Joyce Finds Himself At Sydney’s Scandinavian Film Festival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Australian Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has maintained his militant sobriety, and is this week clocking up 5 full months off the...
Pineapple Doesn’t Belong On Pizza Says Italian Man Wrapping Melon In Prosciutto
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Italian man Gianluca Roberto Bianchi (39) has confidently proclaimed that it is absolutely prohibited to ever put pineapple on pizza while also...
