Side Of Pillowy Mash Provides Softer Landing For Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA generous bowl of buttery mashed potato is proving to be worth its weight in gold this evening as a local...
Uni Graduation Proudest Time Parents Spent Being Bored Shitless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA uni graduation took place at Betoota Anglican University today and The Advocate would like to pay our respects to the survivors.Known as...
Guy Who Used To Sack Wack Year 8s In High School Starts Posting From Men’s Only Health Retreat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week to announce he now really cares about...
Humble Bragger Flexes His Eurotrip By Asking If Anyone Knows Where To Watch Origin In Helsinki
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTDarby Humphries has been travelling Europe for the past six weeks, and don’t all his friends know about it.
An accountant by...
Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that his national side sucks so much at...
Tenacious D Rebrand To Softcock D
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactJack Black has today announced on his Instagram that Tenacious D will be officially rebranding to Softcock D, after he and his creative...
Local Girl Feels Sudden Urge To Convert To Christianity After Being Abused By Street Preacher Outside Town Hall
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman running errands in Betoota CBD has found herself being converted to christianity this morning, after being yelled at by a street...
Former BLF Union Members Disgusted By Recent Allegations That The CFMEU Has Gone Soft
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As a parting gift to the Liberal Party, outgoing Nine Chairman and former Coalition treasurer Peter Costello has this week flooded his syndicated...
Gold Coast Woman Gives Up On Tinder And Just Browses The Daily Court Lists Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Gold Coast woman with appalling taste in men has decided to just cut to the chase today, by looking up blokes she...
Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree piercer, says she knows ‘exactly’ how Donald...
