Woman Giving Bloke Second Chance Forced To Backpedal Hard After Telling Everything To Mum
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Ashley Simon has been forced to backpedal hard today, after getting back together with a bloke who’s behaviour has been so...
Chronically Anxious Woman And Overly Laidback Boyfriend Surprisingly Do Not Balance Each Other Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn overly anxious woman has discovered that the whole ‘opposites attract’ thing might not actually result in a healthy relationship, after finding herself...
Sydney Man Admits No Good Has Come Since They Shut Sega World Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Sydney man has realised nothing good has happened since the closure of Sega World in Darling Harbour.
Sega World,...
Local Cat To Ignore $50 Worth Of Cat Toys In Favour Of Playing With Hair Ties
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local tabby has once again rejected his owners attempts to wrangle him into playing with cat toys, in favour of batting around...
Half-Naked Best Man Attempts To Settle The Groom’s Nerves With Some Breakfast Crownies
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTAn easy-breezy friend is attempting to calm his best mate’s nerves this morning, despite the fact that he appears to be...
Local It-Girl Explodes After Mum Borrows Her ‘Sandshoes’
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local IT girl is melting down like a Dusk candle today after watching her mother try on her very unique...
Artsy Couple Struggling To Come Up With A Unique Baby Name Will Just Call It Lorem Ipsum For Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple expecting a bundle of joy in a couple of months are reportedly having a hard time coming up with a unique...
Once Provocative 50-Year-Old Rapper Struggles To Shock Young People That Grew Up With Trump And Covid
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe release of Eminem's much anticipated 12th studio album has failed to create the effect that the 51 year old man had hoped...
Mate Who Reckons They Grew Up Rough Suspiciously Excited By Recent Snow Dump At Thredbo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who’s always insisted she ‘grew up rough’ has raised some eyebrows this week, after making a few remarks about...
Man Enjoys Weekly Phone Call To Father Where He Just Has Sky News Propaganda Mindlessly Parroted Back To Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In what has become a cherished yet predictably frustrating weekend ritual, local software developer Tim Hargreaves (32) enjoys a...
