Mum That’s Completed All 17,090 Candy Crush Levels Still Needs Help Using Phone Somehow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a baffling turn of events, local mum Patricia Thompson (58) , who has conquered all 17,090 levels of Candy Crush, still struggles...
Filo Guy Forgot To Mention To Mate That Half His Home Is Dedicated To Various Forms Of Footwear Storage
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTDanilo Mendoza (28) has awkwardly forgotten to mention to a mate that a decent portion of his apartment is taken up by his...
Bloke Bragging About Not Catching That One-Month-Flu Has Just Jinxed Himself Until Late August
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA succulent serving of schadenfreude has been dished up to Betoota Ponds man this week after he got a little too...
Mt Gravatt Cemetery And 9 Other Cool Places That Tourists Can Visit After The Olympic 100m At QSAC
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As the Paris Olympics get underway, Queenslanders are still unsure of where in the fuck we are going to be hosting tourists and...
Group’s Collective Hangover Bad Enough For Final Springy To Cause Trouble
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of mouth breathers attempting to carb load their way out of hangover have found themselves reaching a stalemate today, while dining...
Man Who Just Got Out Of Low Power Mode From Euros Prepares To Run Battery All The Way Back Down To Zero
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The 2024 Paris Olympics are finally here!
After years of build up and anticipation the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad have arrived.
And...
Spike In Pneumonia Cases Caused By Crossfitters Remaining Shirtless Well After Winter Morning Workouts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Crossfit member from a gym in the French Quarter has been rushed to hospital this morning showing signs of respiratory distress, making...
Local Woman Begins Spiralling After The Girlies Insist Extremely Unflattering Photo Of Her Looks Fine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman is now heavily considering booking a consultation at her nearest beauty clinic, after her mates insisted the hideous photo...
“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”
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The Freshwater Strategy Poll of 1,003 of Australia's wealthiest voters, conducted for Australian Financial Review, has found that the Liberal-National Party coalition is...
Report: Fuck This Was A Good Album
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A recent report led by a combination of the nation's leading research bodies has found that the Australian hard rock band Wolfmother's self-tilted...
