Brisbane Archbishop Father Mark Coleridge Warns Congregation That God Forgives, The CFMEU Doesn’t
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The Archbishop of Brisbane has called for wariness amongst his congregants, as the Queensland State election campaigns begin.
In just over three months time,...
Flying Arsehole Remains Unrepentant For Chewing Through Local Man’s Cladding
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A Betoota Heights resident has returned home this morning to his seven-figure shitbox on Rothery Road to find a...
Australian Media’s Dependence On Real Estate Listings Causes Sydney Asbestos Scandal To Vanish
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Australia's two media most profitable media brands are coming into the new Financial Year at full steam, while every other new publisher undergoes...
Inner City Leftie Would Let Biden Run Country But Wouldn’t Let Him Drive His Kids To School
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French Quarter resident and self-proclaimed progressive, Tarquin Clarke, admitted he would happily let U.S. President Joe Biden run the...
“This Should Be Illegal” Think Parents Reading Terms Of Childcare Centre
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A Betoota Heights couple are wondering how childcare centres get away with such outrageous and immoral terms as they...
Hungover Territoryman Cures All Of His Pain And Anguish With A Darwin Berocca
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Local Territoryman Cobra Henderson is currently enduring splitting headache and a chest full of horrors over his drunken behaviour, after a big night...
Local Girl Scores Rare Canada Goose Souvenir After One Night Stand With Investment Banker
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTOne of Betoota’s most eligible single gals is enjoying an extra cosy Uber ride home this morning as she enjoys the...
Dana White Adds New Fight To UFC305 After Discovering 39-Year-Old Car Detailer From Taree Named Clint
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The UFC 305 card, set to take place at Perth this August, keeps growing - with a new addition seemingly every day.
This expanded...
Girlfriend Can’t Understand How 30 Minute Bus Trip To Away Game Took 10 Hours To Get Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA local girlfriend is about to call the police tonight as she looks to track down her boyfriend who’s been missing...
Strained Bond Between Neglected Child And Corporate Traveller Dad Repaired By Another Airport Toblerone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming display of modern parenting, James Fletcher (44), a successful career man, has once again restored his tenuous relationship with his...
