Bloke Looking At Doctor’s Handwritten Note Unsure If He Has Gout Or A Gunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a tale as old as time, local bloke Alan Flemming, 36 has today found himself struggling to decipher his doctor's handwritten note,...
NSW Government To Lure Female Workers Back Into The Office By Promising A 3pm Sweet Treatie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter copping some major backlash for reversing the government’s hybrid work policy, NSW premier Chris Minns has now decided to soften the blow...
Aussie Tourist With A Face Full Of Parisian Rack Accidentally Wins Gold In Power Walking
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn Australian tourist has unintentionally won the gold medal in the Olympic power walking event after a wild night in Paris involving an...
City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio
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Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and acquaintances alike after posting a...
Help! This Woman’s Sleep Paralysis Demon Is A Couple Wearing Matching Oodies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough sleep paralysis is a terrifying ordeal for anyone, it seems that the cold winter months have caused one woman’s imagination to run...
Local Girl Skips The Niceties And Just Asks Date To Show Her His Instagram Explore Page
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman burnt out by dating apps has now come up with a efficient system of screening her dates, which will ensure...
REX Neither Confirms Nor Denies Rumours They’ve Acquired A Fleet Of Ex-RAAF Caribous And A Couple Old Hercs
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Embattled regional airline REX is rumoured to have acquired a small fleet of ex-Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) aircraft...
Margaret River Breaks Out The Shiraz For Brekky And Cheers On Their Local Boy For Gold
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe picturesque town of Margaret River, renowned for being the number one spot to get shitfaced on a winery tour, is buzzing with...
Local Bloke Puts Drunk Mate In Uber And Kisses Both Him And His 4.9 Customer Rating Goodbye
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s managed to rack up an almost perfect Uber customer rating has been forced to suck up some demerit points this...
Polyamory Just The Easiest Way To Find A Reliable Dungeons And Dragons Group
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has struggled to find a reliable dungeons and dragons group has finally found an answer to her woes, by using...
