Report: Taking Photos Of A Blue Supermoon Not As Fun As Eating One
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Despite the fact that Australians have flooded social media with their photos of last night's astronomical supermoon, a report has found that most of them...
Woman Who Wants An Impractical Arsehole For A Pet Adopts A Short Haired Dachshund
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has finally found the dog of her dreams this week, after explicitly stating that she wanted an impractical arsehole for...
Clover Moore Manages To Say Sydney Has Only Gotten Better Since 2000 With A Straight Face
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In a feat of remarkable composure, Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Moore today declared that the city has only improved...
Radical Proposal Put Forward To Ease Australia’s Debt Crisis: Selling That Expensive Kids Painting
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An economist from South Betoota Polytechnic University's Business Faculty has today put forward a groundbreaking proposal to help ease the financial pressures of...
New Sydney Metro Line Schedules Some Extensive Delays For Later On In The Week
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The Sydney Metro line is finally open!
After years and years of waiting, the City of Sydney is at last set to be...
Dutton’s Islamophobia Not Landing Like It Used To Now That Bogans Think Muslims Are Alpha Males
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The Australian Liberal Party's complete detachment from voter sentiment is once again on full display this week, as Opposition leader Peter Dutton attempts...
Brisbane Avoids Olympic Withdrawals By Rushing Straight To The Ekka Woodchopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the Olympics sadly comes to a close after three weeks of impressive athletics and a sturdy supply of memes, Brisbane natives are...
Report: There Was Nothing Fucking Wrong With A Form Guide In The Paper And TAB Next To The Bakery
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The cold-blooded online bookmakers that snuck into our lives during the GFC have created a world where working Australians now have up to...
Property Developer Receives Forgiveness From God But CFMEU-Affiliated Priest Still Thinks He’s Putrid
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A prominent Victorian slumlord has today sought penance for the many sins that have ensured he remains rich enough to donate to the...
Australian Metalheads Vow To End The Trend Of Music Festivals Going Under
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what feels like a monthly occurrence now, iconic Australian music festival ‘Bluesfest’ have announced they'll be shutting down in 2025, after 30...
