Max Chandler-Mather Stumbles Into Room Covered In Plastic Drop Sheets After Being Invited To Lunch With Albo
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"What... What is this!?" asks the Greens Shadow Housing Minister, after opening the second door on the left in a discreet Queanbeyan fibro...
Jacqui Lambie Says It’s Time We Have A Conversation About The Commercial Viability Of Men’s Sport
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One of the nation's only honest politicians has today spoken out about one of the giant elephants in the room at the 2024...
Australia Expected To Rack Up Even More Golds If IOC Finally Includes 4-Square Handball
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTCalls from the Australian sporting community continue to grow as the demand for 4-square handball to be included in the Olympics grows.
Australians, who...
Local Girl Adds Lifestyle Coordinator To Her LinkedIn Bio After Planning Her 2024 European Summer
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTAWESOME thumbs up NICE: Emily Sotherby (26), has proudly updated her LinkedIn profile to reflect her newfound expertise in "lifestyle coordination." The...
Sydney’s Latest Hotspot for Eligible Bachelors Discovered: Rental Inspection Lines
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTWHAT YOU DOING AFTER THIS? In local news, Sydney's rental inspection lines have emerged as Sydney’s latest hotspot for eligible bachelors. With...
“You Know We Are Going To Make You Swim In This Thing Too” Says Brisbane
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Olympic officials have officially declared that the water quality in the River Seine is safe enough host the men's and women's triathlon races...
Local Woman Cured Of Hypochondria After Failing To Find A Bulk Bill Doctor In Her Area
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who used to have a penchant for visiting her doctor over every ache and boo boo has found herself miraculously cured...
Democrats Confident That Plastering Social Media With Gen Z Woo Girl Memes Is A Winning Strategy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe DNC have announced that they are confident that plastering social media with a trend that's really big amongst girls from the inner...
International Students Rejoice As Native English Speaker Agrees To Do Entire Group Assignment For Cash
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In a landmark deal that's set to redefine group assignments at the prestigious South Betoota Polytechnic College, domestic student...
Maddi Levi Set To Be Registered As Late Entrant For 100 Metre Sprint After 7s Wraps Up
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The head honchos at Athletics Australia have today dropped a bombshell ahead of the second week of the Olympics.
In a bid for...
