Dustin Martin Reveals Stunning Iso Transformation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Following the success of the biggest show of 2020 - Tiger King; AFL Superstar Dustin Martin has certainly set tongues wagging today.
The...
Gus Promises To Bring Back The Shoulder Charge As First Act If He’s Made NRL CEO
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As the Rugby League fraternity begins another week of infighting and bickering, football icon Phil 'Gus' Gould has made a profound statement this...
Boss Sadly Replaces Meeting That Should Have Been An E-mail With Videoconference
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In a sign of the times, a despondent Anthony Crossley, Sales Manager at Betoota Engineering and Instrumentation, has replaced the traditional weekly meeting...
‘Clap For NRL’ At 7pm Tomorrow To Thank Our Brave Rugby League For Getting The Footy Back On
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At 7pm on Friday the 9th of April, households across the Australia are urged to stand on their doorsteps and balconies and applaud...
Local Girl Shamefully Clears Facebook Search History After Drunkenly Looking Up Ex, Again
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Despite being both scared witless at the idea of unemployment and a little bit excited by the idea of doing nothing all day,...
Tangalooma Staff To Make Use Of WWII Bunkers As NRL Plans To Quarantine Players On Moreton
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Not even two weeks after The Betoota Advocate reported on the unconfirmed plans to quarantine the entire NRL on Stradbroke Island until the...
LaMelo Scoops Up Illawarra Hawks For A Bootload Of Quilton And A Coles Chook
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In a real coming of age story today, future NBA superstar Lamelo Ball has bought himself an Australian NBL team.
Like many teenagers...
News Corp Rugby League Journalists Criticise Latrell Mitchell For Sitting Out Round 3
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With things getting really fucking tight at the News Corp mastheads and digital platforms, any form of content is king right now.
With...
Australian Grand Prix To Be Replaced With Multiplayer Daytona USA
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After the cancellation of the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne over Coronavirus fears, F1 fans are finally getting good news with word that...
Sport-Starved Punter Calls All Of His Aunties Across QLD For Tips On Weekend’s Council Elections
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Putting on his best good nephew voice today, Brandon Simpson decided to try and get a bit of inside info on something he's...
