Cricket Australia Urges Nation’s Players To Stay Sharp With Rigorous Training Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the tough discussions with broadcasters about the TV rights deal looms, Cricket Australia has today shown the nation it's an adaptable and...
Overpaid White Collar Man Concedes Defeat And Decides To Start Playing Golf Horribly
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While some have baking and Kayla Itsines to keep them occupied during isolation, the poor sport-loving men in Betoota have had everything they...
Basketballer Mate Tries To Outdo The Last Dance: “Did You Know Jordan Doesn’t Eat Capsicum?”
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The recent release of Netflix’s much anticipated Michael Jordan documentary, The Last Dance, has brought a lot of happiness to the lives of...
Novak Djokovic To Play Mullumbimby Masters As Warm Up To Aus Open Next Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking sports news from Monaco, reigning Australian Open Novak Djokovic has confirmed that he'll be playing an unusual warm-up tournament next...
Alan Jones Just Wants Wallabies To Win Like They Did When All Blacks Were White PE Teachers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Conservative radio shock Alan Jones has predictably decided to not go easy on Raelene Castle today, following last night's news she was...
Lote Tuqiri Turns Down Both NRL And Rugby Australia CEO Positions To Focus On Reggae Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As two of Australia's most loved non-AFL footy codes face the prospect of collapse under the gruelling COVID-19 lockdown, the one man...
Not So Humble Now: Sore Loser Kiwis Already Whining About Not Winning The Bledisloe This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news from across the 'dutch,' the nation of New Zealand has reportedly forgotten his humility this week.
This comes after the...
NRL Integrity Unit To Investigate Circumstances Surrounding Todd Greenberg’s Decision To Resign
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The NRL's Integrity Unit is currently investigating some breaking news from the Harbour City of Sydney this afternoon.
This comes after the CEO...
New Alcohol Purchase Limits Give Everyday Aussies A Taste Of What It’s Like To Be A V8 Fan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Bottle-os are the latest business to be hit by mandatory purchase limits after the general population realised a roll of toilet paper would...
Clancy Overell’s All-Time Betoota Dolphins XVII
The Betoota Dolphins Rugby League Football Club is one of the Foundation Members of the Channel Country Rugby League, and one of the pillars...
