“Duh, Maybe, Uh, We Should, Duh, Start Thinking About, Duh, Starting Again Too Duhh” Says AFL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man in charge of running the Australian Football League has today suggested that maybe it's time to possibly start thinking about doing...
NRL Sacks Biosecurity Experts And Brings In Player Wives To Orchestrate Season Comeback
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some shocking news from the harbour city of Sydney, the NRL has announced a bold new strategy to ensure they get back...
Vaccine Scientists Develop NRL-Friendly Flu Shot That Can Be Racked Off An iPhone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Leading vaccine and immunology scientists from the Betoota's University of Western Queensland campus have today made groundbreaking developments that could resolve the...
Mandatory Flu Shots Somehow The Biggest Concern For Women Married To Rugby League Players
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In the most rugby league hurdle to be faced by the embattled rugby league, there are now reports that several players are...
Albury Local Council Votes To Be Pussies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Once again, local government has proven itself to be pointless outside of collecting rubbish and issuing parking tickets.
Plans by NRL powerhouse Melbourne...
Self-Conscious Titans Ask NRL If This Plan Includes Them As Well Or Just The Good Teams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the quest to re-launch the NRL gathers some serious momentum, the Gold Coast Titans have this morning tried to figure out what...
Self-Conscious Titans Ask NRL If This Plan Includes Them As Well Or Just The Good Teams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the quest to re-launch the NRL gathers some serious momentum, the Gold Coast Titans have this morning tried to figure out what...
NZ Warriors Ask Tamworth Local Council For Assurance Barnaby Won’t Come Down To Play Touch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The New Zealand Warriors have today asked authorities for one last favour - to stop a certain individual getting down and disrupting their...
Ricky Stuart Tipped To Run As ALP Candidate For Eden-Monaro After Debuting Glorious Moustache
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Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart is the value bet to win Labor pre-selection as the Federal Candidate for his hometown of Queanbeyan,...
Only A Greek Could Have Pulled This Shit Off Mate, Says Local Greek
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May 28 is the date for kick-off.
The NRL Telstra Premiership will recommence as a 20-round competition on May 28 with the Grand...
