Leathery Surf Club Mum Reckons Some Of Those Islander Boys Aren’t Too Hard On The Eyes
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A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive...
Billy Slater To Bring Back QLD Origin Tradition Of Making Debutants Drink 15L Drum Of Molasses
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The Sunshine State's emerging rugby talent are very nervous today, after news broke that the Queensland Origin side is set to revisit the...
South Yarra Man In Heaven Right Now With Demons In The GF And The Union Movement Falling Apart
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After nearly 250 days in lockdown, citywide riots and an earthquake to match - life isn't that pleasant for Melbourne residents at the...
Team That’s Lost 9 Out Of Last 10 Tests In Australia Apparently Too Important For Quarantine
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In some news that will not shock cricket fans, the English Cricket Board and their team are carrying on again.
Facing the daunting...
Fans Of Team That Scored A Single Try In 80 Minutes, Still Blowing Up About Trainer Stoppage
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The Blue and Gold Army have not calmed down, it can be confirmed today.
With a few days of water under the bridge...
Jayden Campbell Begins 2022 Off-Season With 15 Kilogram Pasta Dish And 3.7 Litre Protein Shake
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After playing a big role in the Gold Coast Titan's first finals appearance in five years, NRL rookie Jayden Campbell is already...
Roosters Fan Relieved To Be Able To Finally Live His Truth And Proudly Support The Wallabies
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A Sydney man has this week had a huge weight lifted off his shoulders.
The Paddington local explained that with the Roosters now...
37-Year-Old NRL Player Tossing Up Between Retirement Or 3-Year Contract With The Tigers
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A late-30s professional rugby league player has now reached that point in his career where he has to choose between an immediate retirement,...
Report: How’s Those Citizenship Papers Coming Along Scotty?
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After a famous Sunday night win for one of our sporting teams, the nation has today asked the government to chase up a...
Report: Presto’s Boy Got Some Chop
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In a mid-to-late season entry that could bring a tear to even the most calloused, dried, Gold Coast eye, the results are in...
