Not Respecting The Queen Actually Worse Than Rape And Murder, Says Bootlicking Snowflake
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If you haven't been watching the 6 days of Australia's rolling news coverage of the Queen's death, then you might not be aware...
Sydney Roosters Fan Seamlessly Transforms Into A Diehard Bloods Supporter
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A local Sydney man has today undergone a transformation so impressive, that it would have even wowed K.A. Applegate - the pair behind...
Queensland To Change Their Name To ‘Kingsland’ Just In Time For The Gallen/Hodges/Hannant Fight
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As of last Thursday night, the longest-ever reign of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Her eldest son and heir, Prince Charles, Prince of...
Pocock Agrees To Climate Change Bill In Return For Inquiry Into Waratah Bias In Wallaby System
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New Independent Senator David Pocock is really making his presence felt in Canberra today.
The new Senator for the ACT is set to...
NRL Confirm Taylan May Will Cop 2 Week Suspension When He Finishes His Career In England In 2032
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Penrith Panthers winger Taylan May will be free to play in his first finals series, after the NRL opted to hold back a...
French Rugby Scouts On High Alert As Half Of Western Sydney Arrives In Paris To Support Bam Bam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTWestern Sydney UFC hero Tai ‘Bam Bam’ Tuivasa has taken a break from the choccie milk in preparations for a career-defining UFC bout...
NRL Executives Sweating Explosion of BeReal Will Set New Benchmark In Off-season Scandals
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Panic is sweeping the floors of NRL headquarters this week, as officials come to grips with the explosion of the developing...
Local Tailender Drops A Grand On New Bat
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A local number 9 batsman has walked out of Wilson Sporting Goods on Mitchell Avenue a thousand dollars lighter after he simply couldn’t...
Wests Tigers Launch Legal Action Against The NRL For Robbing Them Of Win Against Roosters
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Everyone's favourite Rugby League team has today announced that they are keeping the good times going.
Fresh off another controversial loss, the Wests...
NRL Opts To Keep Grand Final In Worst Stadium Known To Human Kind
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The National Rugby League has today spat in the face of Queensland and opted to continue hosting the Grand Final in the worst...
