AFL GF Ticket Holder Mentally Prepares To Be OK With Paying $25 For A Mid-Strength Beer
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactMarty Verkuylen (41) could not quite believe his luck in being one of the lucky Cats Members to get a ticket for him...
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured boss Hamish McLennan...
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar.
Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will be...
Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and leaders are today.
While most people are...
Report: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the 2022 AFL Grand Final kicking off at 2:30pm this Saturday, there couldn't be a better group of blokes given the opportunity...
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia's most hardcore football fans in the one place,...
Emmanuel Macron Grins Through Wallabies Upset As French Referee Does Exactly What He’s Told
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
MWAHAHAHA: For the first time in recent memory, a dubious refereeing decision is the actual reason that the Wallabies lost a match of...
Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation's Wallabies fans that last night was completely above board.
This comes after what...
Concerns Grow For Gallen’s Safety As Hodges And Hannant Arrive At Nissan Arena In Matching Camo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A weekend jam-packed with finals football and rugby tests is set to kick off at 7pm tonight, as Australian boxing is set to...
Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league rivalries will actually be taking place inside...
