AFL Figures Who Stood By During Goodes Saga Call For Shameful Booing Of Ginnivan To End
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
It pays to be white in Victorian Footy, it has again been confirmed.
This comes as prominent AFL figures who stood by while dual...
NRL Players Reveal New Haircuts They’ll Be Sporting If Hair Follicle Drug Testing’s Introduced
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The great men and women of the game of Rugby League have today revealed a potential response to one of the NRL's new...
Sports World Still Carrying On About Greg Norman Like No One’s Going To Qatar In A Few Months
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
As another week draws to a close, the sporting world is continuing to make a song and dance about the new rebel golf...
Paul Gallen’s Two-Fights-In-One Night Bout To Also Include Thumbtacks On The Floor, Steel Chairs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's premiere boxing promoters, the Rose brothers have today announced a world first for the sport in Australia: A heavyweight fighter, taking on...
All Blacks Actually Playing Like They Come From A Dorky Little Nation Of Only 5 Million People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some sad news from across the dutch, our cute but dorky little cousins from the remote island state of New Zealand are...
Nation’s Weak Gutted Dog Kids Warned To Get Their Act Together Or Ricky Stuart Will Light Them Up In A Live Press Conference One Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's schoolyard bullies and tattle tales have been issued a firm warning by the real world over the weekend.
The ultimatum, delivered by NRL...
Old Kelpie With Digestive Issues Devastated After Ricky Stuart Compares Him To Jaeman Salmon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A 12-year-old local kelpie-cross has today revealed to The Advocate the toll a tough weekend has taken upon him.
Talking to our reporter...
Tigers Face Prospect Of Moving Within 10 Points Of 9th If Successful In ‘Stolen Win’ Lawsuit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some exciting news for one of the nation's most decorated sports clubs, a huge run at missing out on finals could now...
Reserve Grader Now At Age Where He Just Flat Out Refuses To Waste His Best Tackles At Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Blake Lamond has this week drawn a line in the sand.
The Betoota Mutts Reserve Grader has informed the Advocate today that he...
Unlucky Nathan Cleary Cops 5 Week Suspension For One Of Those Tackles Ya Just Can’t Avoid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Penrith and NSW's golden child is today dealing with the consqeunces of the nation's unchecked tall poppy syndrome.
The halfback is facing a...
