NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says ‘This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some startling news that shows just how dangerous modern technology can be, an up and coming NRL player has become one of...
Australian F1 Fan Can’t Wait To Watch The Episode Of The F1 Race She Was At On Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
TV experts and armchair critics have confirmed that the weekend’s F1 should make for some interesting viewing.
Playing out in front of a record...
Girlfriend Who Has Never Expressed An Interest In F1 Knows An Awful Lot About Charles Leclerc
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local bloke James Haden has this week had quite the shock after discovering that his girlfriend Lisa not only has an interest in...
Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Betootians may have some Victorian friends who know Shane Crawford as the former elite AFL Brownlow winning legend. The silky-skilled jet...
Ed Sheeran Sends Injured Cats Players Signed Copy Of New Album With ‘Get Well Soon’ Card
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Round 1 of the AFL kicked off in style this weekend with multiple games drawing over 80,000 spectators to the MCG...
Kangaroos Set To Rest Key Players In Preparation For September Finals
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
The North Melbourne Kangaroos will win the 2023 AFL Premiership, it has been confirmed.
The guarantee comes after the Roos, who were...
Gerard Whateley Considers Performing Badly This Season To Give Robbo A Chance At The Alf Brown Award
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
AFL 360 is back baby and if you are wondering where that blinding light is coming from, it’s shining right out...
Foreman’s Foul Mood Directly Linked To NRL 360 Being Back On TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The subbies, apprentices and day 1 veterans of Betoota's premiere construction company, BuildZone, have been walking on egg shells these past month.
The erratic...
Mark Waugh: “So What Kohli? You Could Dig Up Fred Spofforth, Put Pads On His Corpse And He’d Also Make A Ton On This Pitch”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular cricket identity Mark Waugh has shrugged off Virat Kohli's first century this decade, telling viewers of Fox Cricket...
NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today received the shock of his life, after waking up in a strange world many years from now.
Speaking...

















