Broncos Fan Sneaks Into Internet Cafe For Quick Peek At The Cost Of A Dolphins Membership
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A life member of the Brisbane Broncos is doing the unthinkable this evening as he begins to contemplate a switch to...
Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Eyebrows have been raised in the city of Newcastle today, as the local port authority welcomes its first ever delivery of...
Tim Tszyu Rattles Detroit Opponent By Revealing His Real Name Is Clarence And He Went To Private School
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Pre-match fanfare is well underway as undefeated Aussie boxing superstar Tim Tszyu returns to the ring to take on USA’s former world champion...
Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He’s Watching A Denzel Movie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Queensland dad, who isn't really that into footy, has spent the last 12 hours in contemplated silence - after finally getting a...
NRL 360 Launch Into 2023 By Unveiling New Coaching Guillotine To Feature Throughout The Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The set builders at FoxSports are being applauded this week for their work in crafting a fully functioning guillotine.
With head coach...
Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL's newest expansion side, The Dolphins have silenced all of their smart arse critics overnight, by pumping the premiership favourites the Roosters...
Little Brother Bombs Out Of Race After Being Given The Shit Controller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some sad news for Aussie F1 fans, McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has today been unable to finish the season-opening Bahrain Grand Prix,...
Questions Raised About The Roosters Place In The NRL After Embarrassing Rd 1 Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Bosses at the National Rugby League are today contemplating the state of their league, after an interesting first round of matches.
Namely, questions...
“Nobody Will Notice, Bro” – Chris Offers To Secretly Swap Roles If Brad Can’t Get Bombers A Win
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Rumour has it that Geelong’s dual-premiership winning coach Chris Scott has offered to secretly swap roles with Essendon’s new coach -...
Dad Now Has Seven Solid Months Of Conversation Topics With Deadshit Neighbours Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid months of conversation topics absolutely sorted.
Not a...
