Local Bloke Boosts Immune System For Flu Season By Making Full Mouth Contact On Team Water Bottles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Betoota Dolphins 4th grader has given his immune system a boost today by bravely sucking on the festering nozzle of...
Ricky Stuart Unable To Fathom Someone Not Wanting To Spend Their Entire Life In Beautiful Canberra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Canberra Raider's star Jack Wighton's bombshell decision to leave the nation's capital for the South Sydney Rabbitohs next year has sparked anger...
AFL Team’s Legal Counsel Quits After Just 30 Seconds Of Reading A Player’s Group Chat
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
An undisclosed AFL team is out searching for a new head legal counsel after the previous hire into the position quit within...
Drugged Chiang Mai Tiger Found To Have More Life Than Entire Wests Tigers Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the Thai city of Chiang Mai today, it has been confirmed that a local tourist attraction has more...
Office Basketball Guy Has Had Phone On Landscape Mode For Like 6 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man is coming up for air, it can be confirmed this afternoon.
Michael Lane a young lawyer from our town's aspirational...
Commentator Makes Shocking Revelation That Professional Footy Player Is Indeed A Footy Player
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A former great of the game of Rugby League has this weekend made a shocking revelation.
Speaking during one of the Round 7...
World’s Lispy Tennis Commentators Really Wishing Tsitsipas Still Had A Shoulder Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA tennis commentator at the Monte Carlos Masters has today exclusively revealed to The Advocate that he wishes Stefanos Tsitsipas was still nursing...
Peter Malinauskus Presents Collingwood Players With Custom Made Ankle Jewellery For Gather Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today welcomed a large group of interstate tourists to his home city.
With Gather Round just hours...
Ivan Rocks Up To Panthers Training With Unironed Shirt And Red Wine Breath In An Effort To ‘Show A Bit Of Class’ Like Kenty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Penrith Panthers have once again been accused of 'lacking class' by the ultimate authority on what is and isn't classy.
NewsCorp rugby...
Mate With Quiet Love Life Fires Up Group Chat To Gauge Early Interest In Attending Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A helpless Bachelor is attempting to fill his calendar tonight as he looks for a way to spice up his year....
