40% Of NSW State Of Origin Highlights To Remain Pixelated
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT
Both Fox Sports and Channel 9 have today learned that over 40% of the NSW State Of Origin highlights reel will...
Reserve Grader With A Chassis Like Valynce Te Whare Wondering If He’s Got A Fairytale In Him Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local air conditioner mechanic by the name of Chayce Bordin is this week contemplating the lay of the land.
The late 20-something...
AFL Executive Says Game Can’t Be Racist Because They Put A Bunch Of Them Through Good Schools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The AFL is this week rushing to defend the type of behaviour that only seems to keep happening in the AFL.
In the...
Paul Kent Provides Rational Fact-Based Argument Delivered With Respect And Nuance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Rugby league’s King of Class has set the standard once again as NRL 360 regular Paul Kent spent another episode providing a rational...
Brisbane Bloke That Sat Through 640 Minutes Of Magic Round Puts Self On 11 Day Stand Down
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A South Brisbane man has voluntarily placed himself in the head bin this morning after concussing himself with dangerous amounts of...
Australian Monarchists Enraged That 8 Games Of NRL In One City Got More Attention Than A Billionaire’s Promotion
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a sure sign that the British Empire is in the midst of a rapid decline, the Coronation Of King Charles appears...
Report: It’s Really Happening
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Less than half way through the 2023 NRL Premiership season, it looks like the race is pretty much over.
After talking an early...
‘Tassie Devils’ To Play Satanic Derby Against Melbourne Demons On Blood-Soaked Oval For Dark Mofo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In big news for the predominantly monocultural game of Aussie Rules, it appears that the Apple Isle of Tasmania will be granted...
Tassie Lol
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Less than a week after the Federal Government announced that they were going to do all the hard work, the AFL club...
Wests Tigers Are Going To Win The 2023 NRL Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's over.
Put a fork in the 2023 NRL Premiership because it's done.
The Wests Tigers are going to win the Grand Final...
