Walsh Pleads Not Guilty To Tribunal: “I Wasn’t F–cken Swearing At The Ref You Dumb F–ken C–ts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Brisbane Broncos fullback Reece Walsh has entered a not guilty plea ahead of facing the Judiciary on Tuesday night, following an expletive-riddled on-field...
Report: Will England Ever Win An Ashes Test Match Again?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the supposed 'home of cricket,' a major question about the future of the game has been posed.
With...
Duke Ball To Be Replaced For 2nd Test After Lord’s Ground Staff Serve Up Backyard Cricket Pitch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The 2nd men's Ashes Test looks set for a significant shake up this week, after some huge changes to playing conditions.
With Australia...
UFC Gym Australia Has Collapsed. Where Will Our Real Estate Agents Choke One Another Now?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The parent company of the UFC Gym Australian franchisees has collapsed into administration this week amid legal battles with...
“No. They Expect One Of Us In The Wreckage, Brother” St George Board Tell Ben Hunt
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The St George Illawarra Dragons have denied Ben Hunt's request to break his playing contract at a meeting this...
Maroons Fans Demand More White Boys From Central QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a succesful streak of Origin wins in the post-Lockyer era, Maroons fans are now asking if Central Queensland has got anything else...
Queensland Maroons Partner With Dark Mofo To Put On Critically Acclaimed NSW Bloodbath Exhibit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In exciting news for the Sunshine State, last night Queensland was treated to a little taste of Dark Mofo after artistically...
Boomers Declare 2 Week Armistice On Calling Cummins A Woke Backstabber In FB Comments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The good times look set to keep rolling for Pat Cummins today, after the leader of the Australian team received some wonderful news...
Cowardly NSW-Born Maroons Fan Excited for First Ever Trip to Queensland
DARCY HENDERSSON | Sports | CONTACT
Wollongong resident Hugh Cowan is absolutely brimming with excitement at the prospect of travelling to Brisbane for Game 2 of the 2023 State...
City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
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An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm's HR department this morning after he...

















