“These Greedy Players Can Join Us On The Worksite” Says NRL Fan Who Doesn’t Realise Most Would Probably Earn More If They Did
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A local rugby league fan has today revealed to The Advocate that he's had 'a bloody nough.'
The sparky on a unionised major construction...
English Cricketers Urged To Look Into The Spirit Of Catching
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After a sensational day of cricket in Leeds, the English cricket team have been reminded about one of the oldest phrases in the...
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
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The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Despite a ball not having been bowled...
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
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A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough.
The yellow toothed stinky unwashed ex pat from the the United Sookdom...
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
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After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed they want to keep the good times...
“You Cheats Better Look Out At Headingley!” Says Silly Pom That Isn’t Aware That The Offspin Magilla Will Be There
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Some mouth-breathing Pom, who chose to move to Queensland because it's not a windswept, shithole island in the North...
NSW Name Their Most NSW Team Ever
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The perennially underachieving state of NSW have today reminded the rest of the nation about how they simply don't understand Origin football.
The...
Stuart Broad Apparently Now A Judge On The Spirit Of Cricket
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In some breaking news from the 'home of cricket' this morning, it can be confirmed that English fast bowler Stuart Broad is now...
St Kilda Playing Group Head Over To Perth For Their Bye Week
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After one of their best starts to a season in recent memory, the St Kilda football club are taking the opportunity to relax...
David Warner Takes A Break From Watching Cardoons On His LG TV To Do Some Crosswords
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Australian batsman David Warner has provided cricket fans with a lovely moment overnight, after being spotted indulging in an interesting part time.
The...
