Matilda’s Effortlessly Breeze Through Group Stage Of Home World Cup After Dream First Week
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The national football team is today setting its sights on the knockout stages of the World Cup.
After a dream first week, the...
England Confirm Law 10.2 Of Spirit Of Cricket Allows For 10 Requests A Session To Change Ball
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The English Cricket team have today moved to clarify a confusing facet of the game.
Speaking to media after the conclusion of the...
Australian Soccer Guy Pulls A Gun After Hearing People Say ‘Soccer’ Instead Of Saying ‘Football’
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"That's what the call it everywhere else!!" he screamed, his index finger hovering above the trigger of his handgun.
"CALL IT FOOTBALL"
"IT'S FOOTBALL"
This is...
Matildas Fan Shocked After Seeing Nigerian Prince That Scammed Him Appear On Caxton Street
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A Brisbane based Matildas fan has today had the shock of his life.
After enjoying a couple of XXXX Gold's at the Caxton...
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
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The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today.
The minds behind the Springfield show have once again predicted the future....
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
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As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight, it appears that God's winter code may...
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
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English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks.
The media personality who makes a living out of...
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
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The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team spit in its face.
Famous for it's...
Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
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"He's just embarrassed us, mate" says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53)
"Again"
As a man that will never forgive his Premier for...
Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test
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The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes.
After a see saw Day 4 in the 3rd Test, the...
