Single Bloke Without A Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke with too much disposable income has hit a group chat this evening in the hope of building some momentum...
Aussie Soccer Fans Attempt To Emulate European Singing Culture By Belting Out The Avalanches Hit ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As ticket sales and TV ratings throughout the FIFA Women's World Cup surpass even the most ambitious estimates, it seems the Aussies are...
Dana White Says Preferred Venues To Host UFC 293 Came Down To Qudos Arena Or Mean Fiddler Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After months of waiting for Australian MMA fans, UFC President Dana White has today announced a trio of headline fights that will be...
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you'd forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last federal election, the Australian media appears to remain...
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to the Matildas on Monday night.
“I’m at a complete...
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United States' National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality - by making a strong statement at the FIFA...
Matildas Momentum Now At The Point Where Pop Reveals Your Nan Had A Boot On Her Back In The Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Matildas hysteria is at feverpitch, as Australia rallies behind our girls in the green and gold at the business end of the...
Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement in solidarity with our Matildas.
Walking out...
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his trademark zingers.
Brad Walsh from Sydney's well...
Popularity Of Barbie And Matildas Proves All Women Need Is The Marketing Budget Of A Dead Rubber Origin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some surprising news that absolutely no one could have ever predicted, it turns out people are actually interested in women centric entertainment...
