Report: Are We Playing Rugby League Or Soccer Tonight? Hard To Tell
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the game approaches half time at Stadium Australia, it's becoming increasing unclear what game is being played on...
Report: Man Blocking View Of TV In The Front Bar Is British By The Look Of His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
They arrived at the Gelded Seahorse in our town's French Quarter not long after knock off. They brought enough...
Nation Confirms It Is In Fact Tilly Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTThe nation is nervously holding breath this evening as it awaits kick off in the biggest Australian sporting event in recent memory.
With the...
English Fans Receive A Taste Of Home Tonight After Accor Stadium Agrees To Let Them Eat Out Of Any Bin For Just $7.50
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
English people heading out to the game tonight in Sydney will be given the chance to enjoy a taste...
English Side In Turmoil Ahead Of Semi-Final After Two Key Players Have A Falling Out Over The Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The English Women's Football team is currently in turmoil this evening, after a sensational divide amongst the playing group.
On the eve of...
Girlfriend Books 10 Seater Table At Boutique Gastropub With No Screens For Wednesday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's predicted that more Australians will be watching the Matildas than any other sporting match in our nation's history this Wednesday night, as...
White Collar Novocastrian Starts Turning Up To Sydney Office With The Henny Penny Under Suit Jacket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A proud Novocastrian has been spotted in the Sydney CBD this morning as he enjoys another week entrenched in the top...
Matildas v France The Biggest TV Audience Since That Episode Of Neighbours Where Toadie Drove Dee Off The Cliff Immediately After Marrying Her
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the dust settles on a historic weekend for the nation, the true extent of the Matildas win over France is being realised....
Genius Diplomat Scott Morrison’s 2 Year Submarine Mind Games Finally Pay Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The history books are currently being altered this weekend, after a momentous 130ish minutes in Brisbane last night.
With the nation tuning into...
Reformed Jock Ally Considers Wearing A Women’s Suffrage Ribbon To the Pub To Watch The Matildas
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactBen Strudwick (29), current second row prop forward for the Ramsgate Football Club, has thrown up the possibility of altering his usual pub...
