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Extremely Geed Up Fijian Mate Has That World Cup Look In His Eyes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fiji will be steaming into the 2023 Rugby World Cup with a run up, after defeating England for the first time in Test...

US Country Music Superstar Luke Combs Set To Leave Australia With More Jerseys Than Willie Mason

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Playing arenas across the country, American country music megastar Luke Combs’ mammoth Australian tour is set to finish up on Saturday night, as...

AFL Umpire Error Finally Gives South Australians Something To Talk About Other Than Somerton Man

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australians, and more specifically Adelaidean, are finally getting a taste of what it's like to be trodden upon by the Sydney and...

ABC Four Corners Reveal AFL Has A Problem With Homosexuality And Basically Anything Not Missionary

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On Monday night, the ABC aired an episode of Four Corners centred around the fact no past or present AFL players are openly...

Fox Sport Reporter Ruled Out Of Rugby World Cup After Giving Himself An Upper Cut

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A friend of Paul Kent's has been ruled out of the upcoming Rugby World Cup after giving himself an...

Matildas Fan Begins Whipping Up A Sangria Because She Is Now 100% Spanish Through And Through

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Matildas fan Sammy Hermann (27) is today mixing up the wine, brandy, orange juice, diced orange, diced apple, diced lemon and cinnamon...

Matildas Semi Final Appearance Culminating In 11 Million Aussie Viewers Not A Bad Result At All

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although last night wasn't the result the nation was hoping for, it's been confirmed that the last few weeks have been fairly historic....

Australia Turn To Our Last Option To Seek Revenge Against Imperialist British Swine: The Wallabies

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's newfound desire to watch the English suffer has not yet been satisfied, as the Lionesses booked themselves a World Cup Final appearance...

Sydney Matildas Fan’s Heartbreak Soothed By Unexpected 3 Hour Catch Up With 100,000 Closest Mates

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Sydney man is today savouring a night to remember. Campbell Towns, a resident of the nation's shittest city has today spoken...

Referees Come Under Fire For Second Half Ball Change That Swung Game In England’s Favour

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Match officials in tonight's Matilda's World Cup Semifinal loss to England have been criticised for their decision to change...

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