Report: God That Was Good
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fuck that was good, wasn't it?
Better than good.
Maybe even on the level of lego.
If you aren't a cricket fan and...
Kevin Pietersen’s Commentary About What You’d Expect From A White Saffa-Pom With Tribal Sleeve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms can be sometimes.
With cricket fans around...
QLD Nervous For First Time Since Joey-Era After Rumours Of New Try Scoring Machine In Blues Squad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since Joey Johns was terrorising the border in the early 2000s, it seems that Queenslanders are genuinely concerned about...
Pat Cummins Takes Team To Underground Cockfight In Peckham For A Pre-Ashes Bonding Session
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australian Test captain Pat Cummins has taken his unconventional methods of leadership to new heights this week after taking...
Slater And Smith Order Another Poolside Marg At Sheraton Grand Mirage As Freddy Begins Search For Players In NSW Cup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Another round of margaritas are being served up in a Gold Coast resort this morning as Queensland’s golden Daddys, Billy Slater...
New South Wales Pearl-Clutchers Rattled By Some Textbook Gympie Rugby League
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The little pussies that make up the New South Wales rugby league establishment are today having a cry after finding out that Tino...
Rory Breaks Silence: “Damned Saudis Just Popped Up, Cut Me Down In My Prime”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The golf world has woken to shocking news this morning that the PGA, DP World Tour and the breakaway...
‘What If We Did Toorak vs Portsea?” Says AFL Execs Trying To Replicate State of Origin Brilliance
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A white board is being rolled out at AFL headquarters this morning, as AFL executives attempt to come up with their...
Sydney Bloke In Brissy Accepts He Doesn’t ‘Get Origin’ After Workmate Turns Up Looking Like This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Sydney bloke who previously dismissed the entire concept of 'The Queensland Spirit' has today had to concede he was wrong.
34-year-old sales...
Sydney Bloke Finds Himself Starting To ‘Get’ Origin After Moving To Northern NSW
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The unthinkable has happened in Northern NSW today as a former Sydneysider has somehow rewired his brain and might just be starting to...
