Queensland Maroons Partner With Dark Mofo To Put On Critically Acclaimed NSW Bloodbath Exhibit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In exciting news for the Sunshine State, last night Queensland was treated to a little taste of Dark Mofo after artistically...
Boomers Declare 2 Week Armistice On Calling Cummins A Woke Backstabber In FB Comments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The good times look set to keep rolling for Pat Cummins today, after the leader of the Australian team received some wonderful news...
Cowardly NSW-Born Maroons Fan Excited for First Ever Trip to Queensland
DARCY HENDERSSON | Sports | CONTACT
Wollongong resident Hugh Cowan is absolutely brimming with excitement at the prospect of travelling to Brisbane for Game 2 of the 2023 State...
City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm's HR department this morning after he...
Report: God That Was Good
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fuck that was good, wasn't it?
Better than good.
Maybe even on the level of lego.
If you aren't a cricket fan and...
Kevin Pietersen’s Commentary About What You’d Expect From A White Saffa-Pom With Tribal Sleeve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms can be sometimes.
With cricket fans around...
QLD Nervous For First Time Since Joey-Era After Rumours Of New Try Scoring Machine In Blues Squad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since Joey Johns was terrorising the border in the early 2000s, it seems that Queenslanders are genuinely concerned about...
Pat Cummins Takes Team To Underground Cockfight In Peckham For A Pre-Ashes Bonding Session
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australian Test captain Pat Cummins has taken his unconventional methods of leadership to new heights this week after taking...
Slater And Smith Order Another Poolside Marg At Sheraton Grand Mirage As Freddy Begins Search For Players In NSW Cup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Another round of margaritas are being served up in a Gold Coast resort this morning as Queensland’s golden Daddys, Billy Slater...
New South Wales Pearl-Clutchers Rattled By Some Textbook Gympie Rugby League
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The little pussies that make up the New South Wales rugby league establishment are today having a cry after finding out that Tino...
