Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
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English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks.
The media personality who makes a living out of...
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
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The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team spit in its face.
Famous for it's...
Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
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"He's just embarrassed us, mate" says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53)
"Again"
As a man that will never forgive his Premier for...
Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test
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The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes.
After a see saw Day 4 in the 3rd Test, the...
“These Greedy Players Can Join Us On The Worksite” Says NRL Fan Who Doesn’t Realise Most Would Probably Earn More If They Did
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A local rugby league fan has today revealed to The Advocate that he's had 'a bloody nough.'
The sparky on a unionised major construction...
English Cricketers Urged To Look Into The Spirit Of Catching
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After a sensational day of cricket in Leeds, the English cricket team have been reminded about one of the oldest phrases in the...
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
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The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Despite a ball not having been bowled...
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
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A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough.
The yellow toothed stinky unwashed ex pat from the the United Sookdom...
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
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After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed they want to keep the good times...
“You Cheats Better Look Out At Headingley!” Says Silly Pom That Isn’t Aware That The Offspin Magilla Will Be There
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Some mouth-breathing Pom, who chose to move to Queensland because it's not a windswept, shithole island in the North...
