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Bahahahahahahahahahah England.
Suck shit.
This comes after the Poms succumbed to their second biggest ever test lost, only eclipsed by their hammering in...
Albo Forgets Valentines Day And Has To Quickly Make Up For It By Dropping A Knee With His Honorary 2014 Grand Final Ring
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Much like the Roman Senate in 180 AD, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been saved by Russel Crowe this week.
The PM dropped a...
Rugby Union’s Decline Linked To Lack Of Players With Names That Sound Like Jane Austen Characters
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While the NRL is going to Vegas, it seems certain clubs within Australia's domestic rugby union competition are going to the cleaners.
According to...
NRL Stars Required To Explain Age-Old Rugby League Ritual Of Young Calf And Old Bull Locking Horns
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Brisbane Broncos captain Adam Reynolds and his vice Patrick Carrigan have been forced to front a press conference today, as the rugby league...
Patrick Fucking Mahomes Celebrates Super Bowl With A Week At Myrtle Beach
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With all eyes on Taylor Swift and her big meat head boyfriend, the MVP of the Super Bowl has quietly slipped away for...
Usher’s Super Bowl Performance To See Him Stay Top Of Charts In NZ For At Least Another 8 Years
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Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime.
Tuning in from milk bars and offices around the...
Australian Who Grew Up Without Any Ties To Local Grassroots Sporting Community Claims To Be Into NFL
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Super Bowl LVIII between the Taylor Swift Boyfriend team and the Homeless Epidemic City's team kicked off at 10:30am AEDT today at Allegiant...
Barnaby Joyce Kicks Off Super Bowl Monday With A 10am Bucket Of Buds And A Kilo Of Wings
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The nation's former Deputy Prime Minister is kicking off the week in style, it can be confirmed this morning.
Barnaby Joyce, the New...
Taylor’s Boyfriend And His Friends Hit Las Vegas To Play A Big Tough Serious Game Of Football
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The biggest game of the year for fans of Taylor Swift has finally arrived.
Wedged amongst Taylor's historic Eras tour, the Super Big...
Aussie Soccer Fan Visits Local Ethnic Club To Find Someone Who Cares About Asian Cup Heartbreak
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In a desperate bid to find absolutely anyone in Australia who cares about the Socceroos disappointing Asian cup departure, round-ball enthusiast, Jules Roberts...
