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“Awww” Says Girlfriend When The Two Boxers Hug Each After Caving Each Others Heads In For 12 Rounds

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A woman who really has no interest in combat sports outside of the fact that it provides an opportunity to cuddle up...

Bunnies Fan In A State Of Euphoric Joy After Wayne Bennett Agrees To Delay His Retirement Until 77

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Waterloo man who's entire house, car and wardrobe shares the same colours ashis beloved rugby league club, has not felt this...

Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster has been ruled out of this year’s...

Pathetic Arsenal Fan Full Of Excuses Today

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what seems to have become an annual tradition, local Arsenal fan Dave Thompson (28) has once again found himself drowning in a...

Suburban Dads Cash In On Eras Tour Brownie Points And Book Out Every Hotel And Flight To Brisbane

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT THE TORTURED PUNTERS DEPARTMENT: In scenes not witnessed since the Foo Fighters last played Suncorp, Brisbane is absolutely heaving with suburban...

Brisbane Publican Stares In Horror As Glass Of Water Ripples With Each Thud Of Magic Round Arrivals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane is currently battening down the hatches, as every single NRL players in the country descends upon the Brown Snake for one...

“Oh Well, Guess I’ll Just Become The Most Famous And Well Paid Australian Rugby International”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Rooster's second-rower Angus Crichton has revealed that he is weighing up his future with the Eastern Suburbs NRL club, after being kept...

Fed Up Rabbitohs Fan Finds Silver Lining In The Fact That Kenty Can’t Offer An Opinion On All This

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent member of the South Sydney rugby league community has woken up today in the same foul mood as the vast majority...

Incoming NSW Origin Coach Madge Maguire Set To Inject Rozelle Paperbark Tree Into Blues Pack

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With State of Origin rapidly approaching, the first selection bombshell has already hit the papers. In what comes as exciting news for the...

Justin Hemmes Places Red Frog Volunteers Outside Rozelle Tottis As Harm Prevention For NRL Journos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hospitality entrepreneur Justin Hemmes, has today begun rolling out increased safety measures outside one of his popular inner-west restaurants. This comes after Fox Sports...

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