NRL Rocked By Injuries To Star Footballers Who Now Play 35 x 80 Minute Matches Per Year To Keep The Sportsbetting Overlords Happy
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Just one year after the NRL competition was expanded to include a second Brisbane team, and the wear and tear is starting to...
QLD Premier Says Anyone Complaining About Olympics Costs Will Be Banned From Every Event Except European Handball
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The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of inner-Brisbane now means it will be nigh on...
Doggies Fan Shatters Stereotypes By Not Being 20-30 Kilos Overweight With A Bald Head And Goatee
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With a 32-0 thumping of the Gold Coast Titans at home, The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs shone brightly like the sun off the skulls of...
Nation’s Girlfriends Vow That They Will Never, Ever Forgive The Penrith Panthers For This
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The Penrith Panthers are under fire this morning, after allegations that the three-time NRL champions made a coordinated effort to ruin the good...
OH&S Concerns Trigger Debate Over Whether Leichhardt Oval Should Be Turned Into 600 Meriton Apartments Because Wests Tigers Are Simply Too Shit To Justify Spending $40m
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In shocking news for NRL fans who once had a grandfather who lived in Balmain before it was gentrified to hell by graphic...
Tasmanian Jack Jumpers Begin One Final March To Claim NBL Title Against Melbournegard
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The fabled Tasmanian JackJumpers have today begun their slow but steady march towards an NBL title.
The JackJumpers team are famous for being...
Please Think About The Truckies That Might’ve Heard Their Role Model Latrell Mitchell Using Swear Words During A Triple M Post-Match Interview At 10PM
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In one of the greatest examples of the Australian media's delusional sense of self-importance, Rabbitohs star Latrell Mitchell is this week under fire...
Brisbane Intellectuals Ask Bartender If The Keno TV Can Be Used To Play Carlton V Richmond
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In the world of AFL football, Carlton have only just bested a limping Richmond by five points at the MCG for round 1...
“Cheese What Are You Still Doing Here!?” Says Bam Bam After Stumbling Across Shoeless Brandon Smith In Vegas
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Two weeks after the inaugural NRL Vegas Round, and it seems the people of Nevada are still hosting some of the rowdiest Australian...
NRL Judiciary’s Week-Long Decision Spares Leniu The Horror Of Returning For Round 9 In The Cauldron
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After a week of allowing moronic public debate around what is and isn't racist, The NRL Judiciary has last night finally handed down...
