Sound Of A Hundred Beer Cans Cracking Heard Outside Australian Team Hotel As Afghanistan Pull It Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a scene that perfectly captured the highs and lows of international cricket, the air outside the Australian team’s...
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed.
The man who makes a point of letting...
Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after a small town pie shop has really...
Wallah Cuz This Is The Year, Confirms Bankstown Barber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's been 20 years since Willie Mason and the famous Dogs Of War gloriously snatched the NRL premiership from Uncle Nick and the...
Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament contenders Canada as their T20...
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The saga gripping Australia's extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this morning.
Former Liberal Treasurer and current Chairman of the...
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Hosting the second game in the Women's...
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts remain the same. Western Australia and Melbourne...
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
This comes as Queensland's biggest victory ever...
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The cast of Hamilton are set to perform 'Advance Australia Fair' at Game 2 of State of Origin at...
