Local Man Too Occupied with Underperforming Footy Sides To Give A Fuck About Election
30 June, 2016. 13:35
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Local man, Will Chapman (26) doesn't know how his mates can be so 'into this political shit' at the...
Nick Kyrgios fined for acting like a Canberra boy at Wimbledon
30 June, 2016. 12:32
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
YOU'RE NOT FROM CANBERRA UNLESS you've headbutted an ADFA warrior during a big Mooseheads session or received...
Climate Change No Longer An Issue As Baby Boomers Realise Winter Still Gets A Bit Cold
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GILBERT KLOGHEART DOESN'T KNOW how the world could be heating up if the eastern seaboard has just experienced their...
Thousands of private schoolboys devastated as England completes whitewash
26 June, 2016. 11:30
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE MANY THOUSANDS OF private schoolboys that witnessed the latest Wallabies defeat last night have been...
Shane Warne tells Charlie Sheen ‘the best drug on Earth is taking 5 on Day 4’
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BACK WHEN DOCTORS PRESCRIBED Ashes highlights for erectile dysfunction, Shane 'Keith' Warne was taking crucial wickets on a dead pitch...
Long-Suffering NSW Fan Feels Blood Rushing To His Phallus During Mid-90s Origin Compilation
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Unbeknownst to his bosses, local man John Birley (37) has spent the entire work day watching Youtube highlights of men he has...
South African referee Handling van de Errors under fire after Wallabies loss
19 June, 2016. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE GREATEST WALLABY FULL BACK of the modern era called it "the worst judgement he'd ever...
NRL Star Stood Down For Not Giving Full Credit To The Boys Who Dug In At The End Of The Day
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Local rugby league sensation, Benny Benchwood (26), has been informed by his club that his media duties will no longer be required...
Kickstarter campaign launches to help Nick Kyrgios get some ticker
28 May, 2016. 11:01
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AFTER BLAMING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING for his unsurprising exit from the French Open overnight, tennis star...
Paul Vautin apologises to Lebanese family over botched 60 Minutes kidnapping
27 May, 2016. 16:45
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JUST DAYS AFTER APOLOGISING on behalf on 60 Minutes over the Cameron Smith debacle, Paul 'Fatty' Vautin...
