Sua’ali’i Hoping Origin Debut Prepares Him For The Greatest Interstate Rivalry Of Them All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As the players assemble for the respective State of Origin camps, one of the game's newest stars has today spoken to The Advocate...
Local Mum Will Miss Watching Nadal’s Spectacular Athleticism But Most Of All Those Beautiful Arms
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Betoota Grove mother-of-four, Kelsie Shayler (52) has been a tennis fanatic since watching Evonne Goolagong as a little girl in the early...
Billy Slater Reveals Origin Game Plan Is To Inflict As Much Physical Pain On Spencer Leniu As Possible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland coach Billy Slater has today named his 20-man squad for the first match of the 2024 Ampol State of Origin series,...
NRL Player Distraught To Learn That He Let Down Drunk Bloke At The Pub’s SuperCoach Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
An NRL player has finally broken his silence after a shocking weekend.
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, the 150 game back-rower spoke...
“Awww” Says Girlfriend When The Two Boxers Hug Each After Caving Each Others Heads In For 12 Rounds
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A woman who really has no interest in combat sports outside of the fact that it provides an opportunity to cuddle up...
Bunnies Fan In A State Of Euphoric Joy After Wayne Bennett Agrees To Delay His Retirement Until 77
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A Waterloo man who's entire house, car and wardrobe shares the same colours ashis beloved rugby league club, has not felt this...
Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues
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In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster has been ruled out of this year’s...
Pathetic Arsenal Fan Full Of Excuses Today
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In what seems to have become an annual tradition, local Arsenal fan Dave Thompson (28) has once again found himself drowning in a...
Suburban Dads Cash In On Eras Tour Brownie Points And Book Out Every Hotel And Flight To Brisbane
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
THE TORTURED PUNTERS DEPARTMENT: In scenes not witnessed since the Foo Fighters last played Suncorp, Brisbane is absolutely heaving with suburban...
Brisbane Publican Stares In Horror As Glass Of Water Ripples With Each Thud Of Magic Round Arrivals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Brisbane is currently battening down the hatches, as every single NRL players in the country descends upon the Brown Snake for one...
