Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle, Jeremy, is in fact a wanker.
The reminder...
NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year's TV audience records last night, as all historical trends and...
After A Moment Of Self-Reflection, Local Queenslander Says We’ve Got Them Right Where We Want Them For 2025
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Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time in history, after 65 minutes of impenetrable...
Fuck This Is Some Sexy Footy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.
7 Hilarious Photos Of The Blues Choking In An Origin Decider
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's the greatest time of the year - if you are a rugby league fan, from Queensland.
That's right, the State Of Origin...
Report: We All Know What’s Playing Through Those Headphones
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland executioner Dane Gagai will tonight play his 23rd match for the Maroons.
The Maroons are chasing a third-straight State of Origin series victory...
Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
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A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that his national side sucks so much at...
Queenslander Finally Moves On From Trump Shooting, Now Focusing On The Next Public Execution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Like everyone else in the free world, local Queenslander Milton Castlemaine (59), has been glued to the news for the last 48 hours.
Not...
Football Considers Delaying A Return To Rainy Miserable Island And Heading To Majorca Instead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The international sport of football has today confirmed to The Advocate where it would like to head off to next.
Speaking in an...
Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
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Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in the German city.
The city is under...
