Dad Suddenly Knows Every Single Aussie Olympian’s Strongest Events, PBs, Hometowns, Previous Sports
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The Olympic Spirit has well and truly made it's way into the living room of one Betoota Downs household this week, as local...
Buzz Says From What He’s Heard The To’o Deal Is Done And He’ll Be Playing For Wests Against The Cowboys Tonight
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The iconic rugby league journalist and the game's all-seeing eye, Buzz Rothfield, has today made a sensational claim about a mid-season transfer during...
Queenslanders, Tasmanians Carry Lesser States To Eternal Olympic Glory
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Queensland, Tasmania and to a much, much less extent Victoria and NSW are currently carrying the nation towards eternal...
Local Woman Up For Tillies This Morning Still Hopes To Catch Rugby 7s Later Tonight
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Betoota Heights woman Karen O'Donnell is hoping to catch the Rugby 7s tonight after getting up in the middle...
Woolloongabba Anti-Olympics Protestor Takes Back Everything She Said As The Golds Start Rolling In
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After months of making life hell for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics Planning committee, inner-Brisbane resident Jen Trifia (34) is starting to question if...
Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel Braces For Exhausting Thursday Night As Bryan Fletcher Concludes Dry July
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Australian NRL pundit Bryan Fletcher has never looked better, that's according to his colleagues at Fox League.
"You can actually see the white parts...
Mum In Weird Mood After Watching USA And Japanese Men’s Gymnastics In Complete Silence For 3 Hours
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Local mum, Mandy Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics fan.
A discovery her teenage children made this...
Local Dad Tells Everyone To Shut Up So He Can Hear What Thorpie Reckons
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Despite the awful time zone difference, it seems nothing could stop the Olympic Spirit from infecting one Betoota Heights family over the weekend.
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Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World
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Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest sporting nation on the face of planet...
AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead
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The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning.
Following the release of the wildly successful and popular...
