World’s Most Annoying Accent Has Good Weekend In Perth
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The people of our nation's prosperous West were left clutching their ears this weekend as the world’s most annoying...
Melbourne Just Don’t Get AFL
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The fight for a spot in the AFL’s top eight is being exclusively fought between Melbourne based teams, as the the top 6 spots...
Australian Olympic Team Now Closer Than They’ve Ever Been To The ‘Full Carton’ Of Golds
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Australia is celebrating today, after surpassing the country’s greatest ever Olympics medal haul in a glorious hot streak overnight.
With 18 gold medals, we...
Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement
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Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.
The huge revelation from one of the...
Man Whose Brain Is Fucked From Algorithms Was Fully Prepared To Believe That The Strict Muslim Nation Of Algeria Had Gone Woke
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A post-war Australian man who knows everything about the state of the world but seemingly nothing about modern history has this week had...
Report: The Drums Are Growing Louder In Belmore
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In case you haven't yet identified that faint thudding noise you're hearing, it seems that the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs have cemented themselves into the...
Jamaica Once Again Begin Exploring Winter Olympic Sports After Losing Both Mens And Womens 100m
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In news that will likely result in several terminations of employment within the West Indies most successful sporting ministries, it seems that Jamaica...
Funny Ancient Greek Sports Begin As 2024 Olympics Enters Second Week
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Australia is currently cherishing our time at the top end of the 2024 Olympic medal tally, as our most dominant week of water-based...
WADA To Investigate China Claims That Australian Swimmers Have Been Putting Banana And Honey On Their Weet-Bix
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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has announced an investigation into allegations that Australian swimmers have been "doping" their breakfast...
Ethan Yewing Unable To Go Full Straddie Without A Wave Full Of Rich Morons From Ascot
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Stradbroke Island's Ethan Yewing has bowed out the Olympic surfing quarter finals against fellow Aussie Jack Robinson, with priority, but no more waves...
