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Token Office Kiwi Admits That Was Actually A Pretty Good Game Bro

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a rare moment of vulnerability, the token office Kiwi has begrudgingly admitted that the Wallabies didn’t play "half...

Brisbane Back On That Early 2000s Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In their 6th back-to-back AFL finals appearance, it seems that Brisbane City is once again a roaring Aussie Rules HEARTLAND. Pubs, clubs and...

As The Only QLD Side Left In The NRL Finals, Cowboys Not Ruling Out A Season-Ending 7th Tackle Try

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an NRL finals line up that includes the Storm, Panthers, Sharks, Manly and Roosters - it will be a lonely weekend for...

On A Scale Of Cooper Cronk To Darren Lockyer, How Much Queensland Gravel Do You Have In Your Voice Box?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's NRL finals time! Which means the sidelines and TV news updates are currently being inundated by ex players and current players offering...

Entire South End Of Town Closed Off As Betoota Dolphins Refuse To Stop Celebrating Grand Final Win

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mad Monday is but a distant memory, as the Betoota Dolphins find a second wind coming into Tuesday afternoon. Witnesses say the boys haven't...

Swans Players Prepare to Reenact Jack Ginnivian‘s Iconic Celebration with Imaginary $19 Seltzers

MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactBEER? YUCK!: Reports are coming in of a number of senior Sydney swans players spotted recreating the iconic Jack ginnivian celebration from last...

“THIS. IS. SPOON. BOWL!!!” Roars An Ecstatic Gus Gould

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nobody knows if the goal of tonight's 'Spoon Bowl' is to win or lose, but either way, both fanbases are cheering hysterically. For the...

Balmain Confident They Can Sustain An NRL Team With A Gentrified Yuppie Suburb And No Leagues Club

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a week before Wests Tigers battle it out for the wooden spoon against the Eels, and there's once again rumblings of a...

Nikita Tszyu Unwinds From His Glorious 9th Round TKO By Spending 7 Hours In Haymarket TimeZone

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the most interesting units in Australian combat sports, Nikita Tszyu has claimed his 10th consecutive win overnight. The generational boxer forced a...

Vossy Goes Fully Brissy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Carlton Blues coach and Queensland AFL legend, Michael Voss has left the people of Victoria in a state of awe this week -...

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