Serious Discussions Underway About Potentially Renaming AFL To Better Represent The Modern Game
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The victorious and dominant Brisbane Lions have arrived at an inner-Brisbane pub for Mad Monday celebrations after their 2024 AFL Grand Final win...
Big Nelly From Welly Should Be Swelly Says Belly From Melly
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In what could only be described as a glorious last minute twist in the NRL soap opera, it can be confirmed that Melbourne...
Queensland Wins State Of OriginFL
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Queensland has today avenged their loss to NSW in this year's State of Origin Rugby League Series.
After a long couple of months...
Brisbane Lions Pull Out Of 2024 AFL Grand Final At Last Minute, To Be Replaced By Hilltop Hoods
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After months of exciting side-shows, The 2024 AFL Grand Final is here.
The action kicks off tomorrow at 2:30pm AEST - and will be...
Oscar Piastri Vows To Continue Ancient Australian Tradition Of The Shoey As Daniel Ricciardo’s F1 Career Comes To An End
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In a sombre yet iconic moment for Australian motorsport, Oscar Piastri has vowed to uphold our sacred ritual of...
South Melbourne’s Harbour Looking Beautiful Today
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On the eve of their second AFL Grand Final appearance in three years, the South Melbourne Swans and their supporters have been met...
Report: The Boys Must Have Ducked Out For A Lung Lollie
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A local pub patron has today been met with the universal sign that his mates have left the venue momentarily.
After coming from taking...
QANTAS Now Leaning Into The Well-Deserved Reputation As A Low, Thieving, Putrid Dog
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In news you probably won't be reading in Australia's newspapers, it seems our once must-trusted airline is committed to joining Woolworths and Coles...
Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown
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As the bitterness of Melbourne's winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city's morale has also remained just as sour.
This has...
With No AFL Teams In The Final, Melbourne Residents Forced To Embrace The Multicultural Football
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In what almost feels like a parallel universe, it seems that Melbourne are dominating the NRL, and the rugby league heartlands are dominating...
