Sydney Swans Grow Nervous About Half Their Fanbase Being Lured Back To Rugby After Wallabies Glory
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With two Grand Final losses in three years - and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their decision to switch-codes, the Sydney Swans...
Local Kiwi Shrugs And Admits Yeah Sure It’s Pretty Impressive That The Blackcaps Casually Whitewashed India In India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
New Zealand has arguably achieved the most emphatic, historic and unbelievably impressive Test series win in modern cricketing history...
Saudis Firmly Deny The 2034 Stadium Will Be Built By AI Robots, Promising Traditional Slave Labour
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Leading Saudi officials have defended harsh accusations regarding the construction of their stadiums by Western observers.
A prominent global tech firm has produced a...
Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed.
This may come as a surprise to actual boxing...
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.
For the first time in over two...
Sua’ali’i Now Has The Opportunity To Do Funniest Thing Ever In First 7 Minutes Of Wallabies Debut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
High profile rugby league convert, Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii has been picked for the Wallabies before playing one game of professional rugby union.
The former Sydney...
Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact
A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it stands by for a...
Eric Bana To Play Ivan Cleary In Baz Luhrmann’s New Film Based On Penrith’s Historic 4-Peat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In exciting news for the Australian film industry, Baz Luhrmann has reportedly just finished the screenplay of his next Australiana epic,...
Rural Newspapers Now Claiming Every NRL Grand Final Player To Ever Fill Up A Tank Of Fuel In Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With two teams that boast nationwide grassroots recruiting programs playing in the NRL grand final today, rural newspapers around the country are scrambling...
Underdog-Less NRL Final Comes Down To Whether Fans Wanna See Penrith Win A Four-Peat, Or Bottle It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A dynasty that was forged in front of cardboard cut-outs at the height of the pandemic, the 2020s Penrith Panthers show no signs...
