Shock As Sydney Greek Pulls Off Being Extremely Flashy With Unflinching Confidence
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Australian Greeks are today glued to the television, as one of their own opens the batting for Australia in day 1 of the...
Local Bloke Pops Into The Pharmacy To Stock Up On Some Harry Garside
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A Betoota Heights man has today made a last minute dash to his nearest discount chemist to pick up some supplies of Australian...
The Gabba Just Not The Same Without A 20-Metre Pool Full Of Rowdy Cricket Fans On The Boundary Line
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As the sun sets on the final day of the Brisbane Test, cricket fans around Australia can all agree there is a little...
Silly Seasoner Finds Himself Once Again Telling Pakistani Driver How Much Of A Mad Cunt That Bumrah Is
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A big dumb commercial leasing agent found himself once again in the back of a clapped-out Camry yesterday evening,...
Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
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In breaking news that has completely undone several decades of China's soft power diplomacy in the South Pacific, it can be confirmed that...
Banning Kids From Using Apps That Destroy Their Brains Much Easier Than Banning The Adult Equivalent
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The gambling lobby's arch-enemy, independent Tasmanian MP Andrew Wilkie has accused The Albanese government of being “scared stiff” of gambling companies, broadcasters and...
Park Cricketer’s Dream Of Playing Test Cricket Still Alive After Watching Marnus Bowl Yesterday
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A local father of two has today declared his cricketing ambitions are no longer rooted in fantasy after seeing...
Eastern States Enjoy First Of Two Glorious Day/Night Test Matches This Summer
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The town's city workers are taking full advantage of a rare scheduling treat this week, with the first Test...
Jake ‘The Muss’ Heke To Fight Jake Paul In “Battle Of The Jakes” On The Footpath Outside The East Tamaki Tavern On March 19
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The New Zealand Tourism Office has announced a new promotional event designed to attract global attention. Jake the Muss,...
Report: We May Never Lose Again
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In case you haven't been waking up in the early hours of the morning to witness Australia's international rugby union renaissance, you might...
