Ken Sutcliffe Reveals ‘Toxic Environment’ Within Channel 9 Commentary Box
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Iconic Channel 9 sports announcer, Ken Sutcliffe has today revealed that his retirement from cricket commentary could not have been timed any...
Workplace Divorcee Currently Making Absolute Karmichael Hunt Of Himself In The Corporate Tent
COLIN PATERSON | Melbourne | CONTACT
Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he stumbles towards the Randwick Racecourse fence for...
Man Who Was Never Any Good At Australian Sporting Codes Really Into Baseball Apparently
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Apparently local account director, Zane Shearer, is really into the American baseball competition of MLB.
His co-workers made this discovery on Monday, when...
Cricketing Great Rob Quiney To Release Tell-All Memoir Detailing Test Career
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FORMER TEST GREAT Rob Quiney is set to release his own memoir from his time at the top, detailing...
Nation Disgusted By Seemingly Talented Man’s Inability To Succeed In Unpopular Sport
22 October, 2015. 16:05
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A 21-year-old Australian has been kicked off a professional sporting tour, effective immediately, after not wanting to win.
The man...
Michael Clarke lives up to his nickname after dogging teammates on 60 Minutes
17 October, 2016. 13:23
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THE PUBLISHERS OF MICHAEL CLARKE'S biography have announced their pleasure at Pup's willingness to throw his...
First Grade Winger Debuts Trendy New Haircut Twenty Minutes Before Kick Off
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Local winger, Lachlan Blunt (27), has arrived fashionably late to the pre-match warm up, ahead of today's trial match...
FFA Announces Name Change From Caltex Socceroos To ‘Caltex Off-Shore Rigs’
11 October 2016. 15:25
LEO FUKINAKAKAS | Soccer | CONTACT
The Australian footballing body (FFA) have conceded this week that ‘The Australian Off-Shore Rigs’ is far more appropriate given...
“It All Makes Sense” Says Jaded Wallabies Fan After Dan Carter Fails French Drug Test
7 October 2016. 11:05
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A tired but very optimistic Wallabies fan is hoping the news that All Blacks legend Dan Carter has...
Cricketer Unsure Which Country He’s Going To Flee To After Running Captain Out – Again
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EVEN THOUGH THE SEASON HAS just begun to take shape, Frank Barton has run his captain out twice -...
