Sydney Man In Melbourne Accidentally Watches Replay Of Carlton Blues Match
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A Sydney man residing in the Victorian capital has reportedly found himself in the unfortunate situation of trying to find a pub that...
NRL Scriptwriters Receive Logie Nomination For State Of Origin Miniseries
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The NRL scriptwriters have been nominated for a Logie Award for their work on the State of Origin miniseries....
Sleepy Country Town With Undefeated 2nd Grade Football Side Must Have An Abattoir
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Yawannagokhunt, a two horse country town east of Betoota has this week maintained their bizarre footballing statistics:
An average first grade footy side, and...
Evil Corporate Sponsors On NSW Blues Jersey Perfectly Symbolise State’s Cultural Downfall
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Are the recent NSW Blues jersey sponsors the perfect illustration of the state's cultural downfall and descent into global irrelevance? Many Australians would...
Sound Of A Hundred Beer Cans Cracking Heard Outside Australian Team Hotel As Afghanistan Pull It Off
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In a scene that perfectly captured the highs and lows of international cricket, the air outside the Australian team’s...
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
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A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed.
The man who makes a point of letting...
Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after a small town pie shop has really...
Wallah Cuz This Is The Year, Confirms Bankstown Barber
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It's been 20 years since Willie Mason and the famous Dogs Of War gloriously snatched the NRL premiership from Uncle Nick and the...
Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances
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The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament contenders Canada as their T20...
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
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The saga gripping Australia's extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this morning.
Former Liberal Treasurer and current Chairman of the...
