Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that his national side sucks so much at...
Queenslander Finally Moves On From Trump Shooting, Now Focusing On The Next Public Execution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Like everyone else in the free world, local Queenslander Milton Castlemaine (59), has been glued to the news for the last 48 hours.
Not...
Football Considers Delaying A Return To Rainy Miserable Island And Heading To Majorca Instead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The international sport of football has today confirmed to The Advocate where it would like to head off to next.
Speaking in an...
Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in the German city.
The city is under...
Blind Bulgarian Mystic Baba Vanga Says NSW Blues Will Be Humiliated At Suncorp Like They Always Are
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In an unexpected twist to the NRL State of Origin series, a prediction has emerged from beyond the grave,...
Ponga Joins Reece Walsh And Lindsay Collins In What May Be The Sexiest Maroons Side Of All Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Boyish, Rugged and Pensive. Those are the three words used to describe the sexiest trio in State Of Origin football.
Newcastle Knights skipper Kalyn...
9 Photos Of Dane Gagai In Maroon That Will Make Every Blues Fan Admit NSW Don’t Get Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Maroons veteran Dane Gagai is back in the Queensland squad ahead of next week’s decider, after earning a recall to the Origin arena...
Dana White Adds New Fight To UFC305 After Discovering 39-Year-Old Car Detailer From Taree Named Clint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The UFC 305 card, set to take place at Perth this August, keeps growing - with a new addition seemingly every day.
This expanded...
Ronaldo Bursts Into Tears After Being Told He Can’t Take Every Single Kick In Penalty Shoot Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Lionel Messi fans are today walking on clouds today, after a rather amusing morning in the European Football Championships.
For those who aren't...
Report: Biden Would Not Pass HIA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Everyone except Donald Trump's staunch supporter base are horrified today, after getting a close look at the man who is supposed to be...
